...I can say I've never been happier to be out of the loop as I am right now.

Besides, I've been busy. I think I almost have enough hoarded for a shop...Well, a tiny one. But it's not like I need a big one to begin with. Clients, though...Clients are gonna be the problem.

...I'm totally hungry.

[VOICE POST]

I don't know what everyone's bitching about. This has got to be the best curse ever.

...I'm totally never coming out of my room. Ever.

[ACCIDENTAL VIDEO]

[The view is jostled as Dante moves quickly to his feet, a gun - overly long and clunky, and glinting silver in the dim light of his room - aimed at a spot of thin air. For a moment this pose is held, before the gun is slowly lowered and tucked into the back of his pants, and he visibly relaxes all over, reaching up to run a ( Read more... )

Because I'm such an awesome guy, this is dedicated to my girlfriend Lady.

Now, now, Lady, don't be shy. I told you I couldn't keep it to myself.

[ooc; Because he's never going to stop making good on this threat. Ever.]

...Yeah, think this would be a good time for me to stay here and get some weapon cleaning out of the way.

Just maybe.

Lady?

Edit: Goddammit, spoke too soon. Really, higher up guys that think this shit is funny? Really? I mean, the dress is alright, but the crown's a bit much. Not my style, and it's messing up my hair.

[ooc; Dante's stuck ( Read more... )

Women. I'm beginning to think they just aren't worth the trouble.

That, and I have really, really rotten luck.

...

Really.

I really wish, on some level, Verg- No. That would be bad. And I doubt the City would thank us for the property damage.Anyway, whatever. I'm off to the Underground to try and make some cash. And see what real estate ( Read more... )

Hn. Too much shit I need to do in this place already. Funny how that works out. So. To-do list.

+ Find work.
+ Steal Get money.
+ See dude about new jacket.
+ Pester Lady at some point.+ See what it takes to get some new clothes. These are fucked ( Read more... )

You know what? Fuck you liberal hippies. I've got my guns and you're not prying them from me, not even my cold, dead fingers, you got that?

If you're a good, God-fearing person, goddammit, we have to ban together. Maybe there's a place outside the City where were we can go. We have our rights, and we can't let them take our guns or our pride ( Read more... )

Well that just blows. No Pizza Hut? Are you kidding me? That's against God and country and nature itself, goddammit. If I wasn't already busy with my own gig on the other thing, I'd have to consider opening a pizza place. Though how I'd open said pizza place with no money is a complete mystery. I'm sure I'd think of something ( Read more... )

First? The bar. Then? Business plan. I just gotta figure out how to make it work here. Then? I don't know. I'll either try to find porn or get laid. Either/or, 'cause it all ends up the same ( Read more... )