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[libertina]

Regarding the tabloid speculation around Nicole Richie's bun in the oven: The idea of any man getting a boner (pun intended) over this vacuous emaciated chick is mind-boggling enough, but can someone in the medical/scientific profession please explain to me how such a fucking death's head could possibly ovulate??? The alleged "baby bump" she's

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[stoopidfresh]

Do not be alarmed.

It has been recently discovered that she swallowed a raisin.

That is all.

[mister_punchy]

Someone on defamer.com suggested that Nicole giving birth would be disturbingly similar to squeezing that very last bit of toothpaste out of a spent tube. Sheer poetry.

[lulu_girl]

!!!

HAHAHAHA

[rockrgirl8]

for real! every time i see that "is nicole pregnant?!" i wonder whether these people have seen photos of starving ethiopian children? i mean seriously, there is no way nicole richie can even be menstruating nevermind PREGNANT.

[buscemi]

I didn't know that zombies could have children.

[mister_punchy]

On a completely unrelated note, you make a fairly uncanny Simpson.

[libertina]

On an equally unrelated note: The good news is, I found a hot-as-Hades pair of clunky blue gemstone-festooned frames and excitedly dropped them off at my mad optometrist's office last night. The bad news is, the check I wrote Dr. Strangelove will most likely bounce since I couldn't even deduct $40 from ATM machines tonight. Either I've been the victim of debit fraud again or just really, really financially unobservant these last two weeks. Either scenario leaves me fuuuucked.