so here's the deal with the new LJ ( Read more... )

man, masturbating is the shit. yeah, i said it.
and i'm a social deviant. oh well!
i didn't accomplish anything today. again, oh well!
( the Oh No They Didn't prayer )

so i'm going to that agency tomorrow... i don't know how long it takes them to get back to people, but wish me luck anyways. who knows? maybe i'll be a Target model. and that would be great because i could take the shit i want home from shoots exposure.

me being loopy on antibiotics = stupid animated icons of me with random rap lyrics

my favorite:

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hey, kinda need help ( Read more... )

sometimes i wish i could kill a few people and just get away with it. just shank a bitch and have no one care. that'd be sweet.
this has been your daily fix of "Destiny is a Crazy Bitch". stay tuned for more after the Vicodin OD.
Dear Exes,
jesus my. and i thought i was arrogant! i must truly be awesome if you fucks are trying that hard after ( Read more... )

huzzah for pelvic exams.

if you could just ram a semi into my truck before i get to Milwaukee Medical, that would be delicious.

who wants to come over and make me some food? 'cause i'm way hungry and way not up for moving.

"i don't want to be a journalist, because i do not seek the truth or promote it. lying is living. you just don't make money doing that in a newspaper."

i hate the beginning of the year. you always think "omgz, this happened. does that mean that this or this is going to happen for the rest of the year?" kinda not worth it after the first ninety times you do that ( Read more... )