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[libertyfuckyeah]

[ When drugs fail, the best way to deal with the depression of your closest family leaving and the remainder of it getting killed by foreign mercenaries is simple: get the fuck over it, pry your jacket from the corpse of your ally/uncle/partner in crime/whatever, and start kicking ass.

See this icon? That is his face. He is in his typical military

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[hollisland]

[ AND SPEAKING OF OUT THE DOOR. ]

[libertyfuckyeah]

Oh hey, there you are!

[ HI THERE, DRAWING GUNS, SUP. ]

You the one that killed Denmark, or was that one of your buddies?

[hollisland]

... Shut up.

[ BANG goes the gun! ]

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ BANG BANG goes America's gun, while darting around. ]

That a yes?

[hollisland]

[ He simply ducks behind some cover. IDEK what. ]

[brbmodernizing]

[I'VE APPARENTLY BEEN HERE ALL ALONG. So just, peering from behind a corner or something with his gun in hand.]

America-san, please do not be reckless!

[hollisland]

[ /SHOOTS AT JAPAN. ]

[libertyfuckyeah]

Hey, it was my turn!

[ BITCHES AND WHORES THERE IS NO ORDER ANYMORE

ALSO, SHOOTING. DUCKING INTO AN ENTRYWAY. MOTIONING JAPAN TO FOLLOW HIM. ]

[brbmodernizing]

[WHAT THE HELL MAN GDKFSLGFDS DUCKING BEHIND THAT CORNER OF WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS AGAIN.

And then peering back out with his own shot before attempting to follow America. God what is this.]

[hollisland]

[ I am an NPC, I defy your order. He does not fire or pursue their ducking away. ]

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ I reject your reality and substitute my own.

Good. Because you know what comes next?

JUMPING OUT OF THE DOOR WAY AND FIRING.

HOT FUZZ WOULD BE PROUD. ]

[brbmodernizing]

[Oh god that clip that clip. It was almost as amazing as your dancing.

Anyway, not wanting to leave his crazy friend to die on his own, Japan's going to step out to aim and fire as well. ...No he's not jumping.]

[hollisland]

[ That table he's hiding behind is pretty holey by now, yeah. This soldier, fancying himself the creative type, sticks his gun through one of those holes and fires from there. ]

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ SHIT THAT'S CLEVER. Ducking behind... I don't know, maybe his half-finished windmill.

to Japan: ]

Crap, he's smart. Why couldn't we get a dumb soldier who makes critical mistakes?!

[ to Mr. Hollisland: ]

Havin' fun yet?

[brbmodernizing]

Such luck does not occur with me in the party.

[You get like -20 luck I swear. But you get some other cool stats which maybe I can reveal later. Maybe.

In the meantime, Japan is ducking behind-- wait you actually started that windmill. ... He's ducking behind something and not checking just yet. ALSO WHISPERING, WHICH I'M NOT SURE IF AMERICA IS.]

There must be some way to get the upper hand?

[hollisland]

[ Pause. He withdraws the gun and reloads. ]