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[libertyfuckyeah]

[ When drugs fail, the best way to deal with the depression of your closest family leaving and the remainder of it getting killed by foreign mercenaries is simple: get the fuck over it, pry your jacket from the corpse of your ally/uncle/partner in crime/whatever, and start kicking ass.

See this icon? That is his face. He is in his typical military

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[hollisland]

[ AND SPEAKING OF OUT THE DOOR. ]

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ taking a couple shots with the shotgun while he reloads. and whispering back to Japan: ]

Let's get in close so you can use your sword! Next time he reloads, you go left, I go right, we take him from either side. If he moves, we move with him and fire alternatively.

[ do I want to know what other cool stats I get. DO I AT LEAST GET SOME NEAT QUEST ITEMS? ]

[brbmodernizing]

[Maybe maybe not. AND YES SURE LET'S GO WITH THAT. If you pass level 5 you get the sparkling doujin. Japan seems kind of wary, but gives a slow nod. He'd keep his gun at the ready for now, and switch quickly if he could.

Ninjas get agility +15 or something.]

On your word, then. [And he'll wait for America's word to do this.]

[hollisland]

[ When America pauses to reload, have a couple more shots. ]

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ Having America in your party is like using a bug in the game so you can have the ultra rare item twice. Like in Okage with the Omnibooster. This comparison makes sense to no one but me OH WELL.

America nods, ducking behind the windmill and firing off a shot. Also, grabbing his rifle instead. ]

Ready? We go when we hear the click!

[brbmodernizing]

[Those bullets are getting too close for comfort. But Japan stays ducked behind.. the windmill...? For now, nodding briefly at America as he gripped his gun tighter. His sword was at his waist for when he needed it...]

[hollisland]

[ click. ]

[libertyfuckyeah]

NOW!

[ hey you know what this is like

it's like I can't even describe

like seriously just go watch a clip of supernatural where they're running around shooting things and that personifies the atmosphere of this moment

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SOOONNNNNN

THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE

etc

LONG STORY SHORT, SHOOTING AND RUNNING RIGHT FOR NPC ]

[brbmodernizing]

[At the click and the voice, Japan moves to come from the left as planned, holding his gun in one hand, swinging it back and out of the way, and drawing his sword on the stranger, aiming high.

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME KIDS America cover my ass plz kthx]

[hollisland]

[ SPOILERS: He has a pistol. At the movement, he has just enough time to draw that and release the safety, firing at the larger (America), blonder (American), chubbier (America) target, as he stands from his table and kicks it at them both. ]

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ AMERICA IS HIT! Not in the ass yet, just clipped, and he's firing his rifle. No worries. Ass shot is a-comin'.

And then suddenly there is a table in his face. He tries to punch it, and about a split second before his fist connects, he realizes that he no longer has his super strength.

If he had time to think, it would be "ohcrap".

BAM and he's on the ground. He only has time to roll on his belly and keep firing. DO YOU HAVE BULLET PROOF SHOES? YOU'D BETTER HOPE SO, NPC. Wait I can make this better. ]

DO YOU HAVE BULLET PROOF SHOES? YOU'D BETTER HOPE SO, NPC.

[brbmodernizing]

[Since the NPC is shooting at the fat (American) blond (American) loud (American) one, Japan is going to stick to sword. But don't worry, he's still got one hand on his rifle or whatever!

SLICING FROM THE SIDE >:C]

[hollisland]

MY NAME IS NOT NPC. IT IS JONES! JOLFRED opposite-of-f. ALONES!

[ SCREAMS THE NPC AS HIS FOOT IS SHOT. HE SHOOTS AMERICA MORE. THEN GETS STABBED. OW. ALSO GONNA PUNCH JAPAN IN FACE BTW. ]

[libertyfuckyeah]

YEAH? WELL... THAT'S REALLY FUCKING WEIRD. BUT WHATEVER, JOLFRED opposite-of-F. ALONES, YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE TAKEN DOWN BY ALFRED F. JONES.

MINE IS THE SUPERIOR NAME! TASTE MY BULLETS, ALONES! TASTE YOUR DEFEAT!

[ I don't know anymore. GRAZING THE ARM but that's okay because that hand is already broken from the failed table-smashing incident. GETTING UP AND RUNNING TO JOIN JAPAN.

ENJOY THE NFL-STYLE TACKLE. ]

[brbmodernizing]

[Owww my face, stumbling back. HE HAS NO FREE HAND TO GRAB HIS FACE but that's okay, because he gets right back to it and blinks to locate NPC-SAN.

Maybe he could aim with his sword better if he loaded his attack, I mean waited one turn, I mean. Focused.]

[hollisland]

[ I HAVE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN WHAT IS HAPPENING. SO HE PUNCHES AMERICA OR SOMETHING. ]