[ video; english ]

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ When drugs fail, the best way to deal with the depression of your closest family leaving and the remainder of it getting killed by foreign mercenaries is simple: get the fuck over it, pry your jacket from the corpse of your ally/uncle/partner in crime/whatever, and start kicking ass.

See this icon? That is his face. He is in his typical military

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[hollisland]

[ AND SPEAKING OF OUT THE DOOR. ]

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ PUNCHING BACK.

ALSO, HEADBUTT.

hurr butt.

best fight ever. ]

[brbmodernizing]

[Japan moves closer and tries to steal a swipe at NPC-san's weak point for massive damage!!!]

[hollisland]

[ Get out, Japan. You can't behead him until after America's dead of buttshot. By which I mean, Jolfred shoots America. Somehow. ]

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ We'll figure out positioning later. Maybe America got punched off to the side or something WHO KNOWS. POINT BEING, SHOT IN THE ASS.

SHOT IN THE ASS.

FUCK YEAH.

Thing is, America doesn't realize immediately that the bullet went in at an angle and punctured an artery and he's kinda, you know, bleeding to death. Too hyped up on adrenaline.

Which means BLEEDING ALL OVER JOLFRED WHILE PUNCHING HIM IN THE EVERYTHING. Probably screaming something stereotypical and American and cursing. ]

[brbmodernizing]

[Wow I was aiming at the other weak point you know. ...Okay but he missed. Anyway, he falters expressions at that wound, because unlike America, Japan is observant.]

America-san! [Always with the names. But he frowns and moves forward, moving to whack the NPC with his gun, this time. In the head.]

[hollisland]

[ God, Japan, you just mess up everything. You shoot with guns. Not hit. Duh. Anyway, NPC-kun is punched and kicked and pulls out his knife and just kind of tries to stab Japan with it. In the face. ]

[libertyfuckyeah]

Japan!

[ NAME-SCREAMING BACK. And now trying to wrestle the knife out of NPC's grip while bleeding to death. But still jacked on adrenaline so still not really noticing this. ]

[brbmodernizing]

[Um I show you ancient Japanese recipe k.

Japan's a bit startled at that sudden knife and then America again. But he doesn't wait long to stab his sword straight at the guy again.

Though he's really thinking he should finish this soon and help America...]

[hollisland]

[ So gross. It goes right into his side and he's like what. ]

[libertyfuckyeah]

That's what you get for having a lame version of my name!

[ His punches start slowing down. His mind isn't quite caught up with that yet, so he's just kinda staring in confusion at his hand. ]

Is time slowing down?

[brbmodernizing]

[YEAH THAT'S RIGHT]

America-san, you're wounded! Please take care of it immediately!

[and now trying to kick the npc-san off of his amazing sword]

[hollisland]

[ EXCUSE ME, HE IS A HIGHLANDER, HE IS NOT DEAD YET. IN FACT, HE TOTALLY JUST SHOT JAPAN. ]

[libertyfuckyeah]

Hey, stop shooting my friend you dick!

[ HEADBUTT TO YOUR NOSE. Oh, wow, that took more out of him than it probably did Alones. He rolls off NPC-san, still kicking and punching, but with much less power. The look on America's face is one of pure confusion and frustration because why is he moving so slowly. ]

[brbmodernizing]

[OW... WHAT THE HELL MAN. A wince and a cough and okay screw that, he slices once or twice again, trying to back up a little bit.]

America-san, stay focused. [please don't pass out or die orfgsdhgdsf]

[hollisland]

[ For his part, he kicks and punches America back, then collapses onto the floor, breathing and bleeding heavily. ]