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[libertyfuckyeah]

[ America appears on screen looking like he just spent two weeks in a ditch (hint: he has). Stubble dots his face, dirt smudges every other inch of him, and he look so displeased.

I told you, bro. I told you about the ditches. ]

It keeps happening.Luckily for everyone who has ever been in peril or will be in desperate need of saving, your hero is

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[hullonurse]

[She has no idea who you are though the headache she got reading all that is very familiar.] You fell in a ditch.

... And I'm not particularly concerned for your breath, dear.

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[hullonurse]

... Wait, you said your name was-

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ America is completely clueless about a female version of England (having only met Fempan) and HE'S SURE AS HELL OBLIVIOUS TO IT NOW. ]

It's okay, I drank some mouth wash! Breath is better now!

[ Is that even safe I don't think so... ]

[hullonurse]

That's- That's lovely, dear. [She'd tell him off but she's a little stuck on this one tiny detail.]

You called yourself America.

[libertyfuckyeah]

That's right!

[hullonurse]

... Well, you certainly act like her, I suppose.

[libertyfuckyeah]

"Her"?

[ pause. ]

Oh! You mean the other me Japan was talking about? Er, girl Japan. Girlpan. ...man this is confusing.

[hullonurse]

Call her Japan, I'll know who you mean. [Peers in close to look at him (because this is video I just said so didn't you see me clearly state so)] ... Why do you have Nottingham?

[libertyfuckyeah]

But then that'll confuse me, because my Japan is a boy! Except he's kinda a dick right now so I kinda like the girl version better.

[ Touching his glasses lightly. ]

You mean Texas?

[hullonurse]

Oh, they're different... I would think most things confuse you, dear.

[libertyfuckyeah]

That's true, but you gotta admit, this is especially confusing!

[hullonurse]

I suppose it is. Have you met Amer- Amelia yet? The girl... you...

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ Suddenly lighting up. ]

Her name's Amelia?! I-I mean, I dunno what else it would be, but still! What a great name to have! And, no, haven't, but I wanna!

[hullonurse]

Mm, well, she's around here somewhere, making a ruckus.

[libertyfuckyeah]

I'm sure I'll find her then! I'll just think, "where would I be right now?" and start heading in that direction!

FLAWLESS PLAN.

[hullonurse]

Be sure to watch your feet, dear, we don't want you falling again.