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[libertyfuckyeah]

[ America appears on screen looking like he just spent two weeks in a ditch (hint: he has). Stubble dots his face, dirt smudges every other inch of him, and he look so displeased.

I told you, bro. I told you about the ditches. ]

It keeps happening.Luckily for everyone who has ever been in peril or will be in desperate need of saving, your hero is

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[Video|English]

[magicalgirloki]

... are you an idiot? You're an idiot, aren't you?

[Video|English]

[libertyfuckyeah]

Nope!

Re: [Video|English]

[magicalgirloki]

You fell down a hole.

More than once.

I'm pretty sure that makes you an idiot.

[Video|English]

[libertyfuckyeah]

Nope, it just makes the terrain really hazardous! No denying that!

[fierybluebird]

Were you in that ditch when your hot girl version showed up?

[Pertinent information after all.]

[libertyfuckyeah]

Hot girl version of me is here?!

[ it is the most important information ]]

[fierybluebird]

Yup. She thought it was a movie set, eh? But she said Scooby Doo is just for kids and it's all about "reality tv" these days. Whatever that is.

[libertyfuckyeah]

Scooby Doo is for all ages! She must've just been confused or something.

[action]

[spiffingtea]

[England looks pretty much as dishevelled as America does, but, at least he looks as those he's had something to eat or drink. Though he almost looks a little on edge, but maybe not from what people might think -- well also, that too. Being stuck in a ditch with America like that WILL cause your nerves to become very frayed.

He just seethes at him, angrily supping on a cup of tea which he obtained from... somewhere. He has mysterious ways.]

Never. Again.

[Bloody hell he was such an idiot.]

[action]

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ He looks like a frantic hobo. ]

I MUST WARN THE PUBLIC!

[ just wait until he gets started on PSAs about SAVING THE TREES and recycling and CORPORATE EVILLLL and other things that don't make sense coming from him. ]

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[spiffingtea]

Would you bloody go clean yourself up? At least I know how to be resourceful about these things.

[Aka he was smart and hunted the vermin down there.

He looks down his nose at him.]

I raised you better than for you to go about presenting yourself like that.

[action]

[libertyfuckyeah]

In a sec! Still waiting for the water to heat up!

[ Pretend he has a bunch of pots over a fire that he will fill the bathtub with.

And, though America may be oblivious (or act oblivious) to most things, he definitely catches that haughty look. He responds in kind with a smirk. ]

Like what? Something other than a boring, stuffy clean freak?

[Video]

[fatdragonfly]

[Figuring that Spyro has wings, it appears to him like the warning is kinda meaningless, but oh well.]

You're worried about holes on the ground?

[Video]

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ There are some things that can be addressed

but for America there is only one pressing matter. ]

Holy shit you're a dragon.

[Video]

[fatdragonfly]

[Blinks once... twice... and then once more. America's words (and expression) take him by surprise.]

Well... yeah. My names Spyro. [He smiles.]

[Video]

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ THIS EXPRESSION. ]

I'm talking to a dragon oh my god.

[video]

[baoziaru]

...
...
That is where you and Opium have been this whole time?

[video]

[libertyfuckyeah]

I don't have any opium!

[ pause. ]

Why, do you?

[video]

[gochuugoku]

That is none of your business and when I say Opium, I am talking about England, aru.

[video]

[libertyfuckyeah]

Just wondering if you had any pills! Referring to England as that is just setting people up for disappointment.