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[libertyfuckyeah]

[ America appears on screen looking like he just spent two weeks in a ditch (hint: he has). Stubble dots his face, dirt smudges every other inch of him, and he look so displeased.

I told you, bro. I told you about the ditches. ]

It keeps happening.Luckily for everyone who has ever been in peril or will be in desperate need of saving, your hero is

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[video / English]

[fragrancy]

Did you actually eat your shoes? [ Clearly the most pertinent question here. ]

[video / English]

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ obviously ]

I was hungry.

[video / English]

[fragrancy]

Did eating your shoes help?

[ Just for reference purposes and all. ]

[video / English]

[libertyfuckyeah]

Solved my hunger, at least!

[ He pauses. Someone's already told him about others arriving, and sadly by this point, he can't be startled by the coming and going of nations anymore. ]

You get here recently?

[lonelyglub]

....

[libertyfuckyeah]

BE WARNED.

[lonelyglub]

are you on sopor slime

[libertyfuckyeah]

That gross stuff Gamzee makes pies outta?

[ yes he has been subjected to the pies. IT SOUNDED LIKE A GREAT IDEA AT THE TIME. ]

[video]

[sojournsparrow]

... that's... oh how can I put this my good berk? ... a little pathetic.

[video]

[libertyfuckyeah]

You mean it's a sad state of affairs, but I'm brave and self-sacrificing to dedicate myself to this cause so that no one else will fall victim again!

[video]

[sojournsparrow]

Self-sacrificing? Does this mean you'll fall into more holes so that you can shout up from them, Hey, don't fall in here? Because I'd think that wouldn't be terribly effective. Why not simply climb out?