I do so love stories like this.

[libidoergosum]

Comments

Marching morons

[sharrainchains]

1. Common sense is an oxymoron.

2. The deceased was an educated moron.

3. The deceased's widow sounds like a greedy moron.

4. The deceased's widow's parents were probably morons named Francis and Ilene -- I once knew a girl named Artianne, because her father was named Arthur and her mother was named Anne.

This story was tgruly impressive and educational... ::shudder::

Re: Marching morons

[libidoergosum]

I find it horrifically amusing. it has brightened my week significantly. There is NOTHING like the demise of the cosmically stupid to put a smile on my face. I should probably send this story in to DarwinAwards.com

[lizzielove]

As if one more warning label would have helped someone as common sense stunted as this guy.

More Californian stupidity?

[graceshanti]

Have you heard that the County of Los Angeles has banned municipal purchase of equipment, etc. with the terms, master and slave, on it?

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/master.asp

Now, why did I move back here? Oh...yeah...that's right: the weather.

Re: More Californian stupidity?

[libidoergosum]

now... out of curiosity, why did you choose to friend me?

Re: More Californian stupidity?

[graceshanti]

Because I know you, Duncan. I killed my last LJ to avoid (in vain, it seems) certain people. It was clothocarcinoma

Re: More Californian stupidity?

[libidoergosum]

okay.... your journal read a little too familiar... but I couldn't quite place it. I'm embarrassed to have not made the connection earlier.

I also didn't realize that you were moving to LA so quickly... I would have liked to have gotten to know you better, you are thoroughly interesting.