Your IQ Is 140
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It's a hair gel that jams mobile phone frequencies! It requires a sample of DNA. I thought that was so fucning nuffy! Go here www.thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi Of course I've had a sip or tow of wine....

Do you think it is plausible that I might accidently chop up a bench with an axe and then it might accidently catch fire?

 Real Imakoo [5:15 P.M.]:  you dont look like the eating type

Ain't that the truth!

I colored my hair and it turned out black again. I'll post a picture maybe later when my tummy is full and I take a nap.

I'm replacing all my clothes

nevermind that I don't have enough money to do that

If you wanna go shopping with me (ahem, BECKY) leave a comment

My soup was delicious, thanks for asking.

I put on that fake tanning stuff and I didn't follow any of the directions.

I look funny.

Laura when are you free we need to get together

It is 12:30 pm and theres vodka in my coke

Yeaaaaah its a wonderful life I'm having.

After careful consideration, I was thinking that as far as my future occupation goes, permanent college student would be a good choice ( Read more... )