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[librarybrandy]

A long time ago, I used to do a lot of creative writing. Long, sprawling stories. In the summer between 8th and 9th grades, I wrote an actual book--not a very good one, but over a hundred word-processed pages. But now? Nuttin'. The only fiction I write now is what comes out of my brain when riffing off other people. Like this:

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[librarybrandy]

I tried to come up with some way to riff on this, but everything that comes up is purely scatological, which just isn't funny. To me, anyway. There's not much of a character or situation here. :(

[unsi_sempai]

Detective Horse!

No wait I mean I thought up this word a few years back (or maybe Nate did? It sounds like a Nate thing to say): Fightwriter. Write about Fightwriter!

[unsi_sempai]

(p.s. here is the story, I wasn't crazy: Escaped Horse Gallops Up Interstate 95.)

[tragic_ohara]

I thought of it, actually; the original joke was that since the pen is mightier than the sword, he fights with a pen (or maybe a pen and a sword, which I think is funnier).

[unsi_sempai]

dang, that was it. I've been wondering where that came from for YEARS