Bonjour to all the folks in the studio audience ( Read more... )

TEN Random Things About Me ( Read more... )

Howdy, readership-

I know it's been a few months, but I haven't died or anything, although I came pretty close with the whole college process (which I have somehow managed to drag out past January 1st...how, you ask? The world may never know). However, senior fall carried with it a few things worth writing about, so here goes.

I finally experienced ( Read more... )

In case you saw the incomplete version of this in the Exonian and were confused:


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The yankees choked more than george bush at a pretzel factory

I sit here a very frightened man with a gargantuan task: give whatever readership I have some sort of chronicle of the miscellaneous salmagundi of events that took place in my life over the past three months. I think I might cry ( Read more... )

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It is summer. That is the coolest thing since Napster. However, I will miss school for the following reasons ( Read more... )

I did so many hours of work this weekend. My estimate, without exaggeration, is fourteen hours. With exaggeration it's twenty ( Read more... )

This is the thing that I sent to PEAL for their columnist contest thingy ( Read more... )