Still alive and feeling great...

[libraryhoodlum]

Well, once again, I am going to assume that you all waited and waited for a new post and finally decided that I accidentally ate a bottle of antifreeze and died. So, since no one is reading this, I can finally reveal the secret that has plagued me for months

Comments

[anonymous]

you're my hero!

[amenita]

im really very glad for you, dan millstein.

keep on trucking.

Re: A drop of golden sun

[libraryhoodlum]

GAH! She used my last name! They will find me and steal my toupee collection!

Oh wait, I don't have a toupee collection. And they aren't after me anyway.

P.S. I can't make it to Celebrity today; circumstances turned against me and I was only able to get a ride home at 3ish. But I want to do it next time, really! So sorry.

Finally!

[anonymous]

You really DO love us, Dan!

*swoons*

[gregsoddysey]

TEN WILL BE MINE!
YOU HEAR ME MILLENSTEINEN?!?!?
MIIIIINE!

...
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

Revised Edition

[libraryhoodlum]

10. I found out Greg was still alive too, and since I had heard he was eaten by a hoard of X-Men/Care Bear enthusiasts, this event warranted much rejoicing.

Re: Revised Edition

[gregsoddysey]

Woop woop!
Well, well, Danny. Looks like we're going to be spending a lot more time together.
hahaha...
hahahahahaha...
HAAAA HAAAA HAAAAAAAAA