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I am a librarian sitting in a library eating a banana while reading a book set in a library where the librarian is eating a banana. The librarian in the book is also a Monkey.
Terry Pratchett may be spying on me.

A conversation I had with my mother yesterday.

"A package arrived at our house for you." She said.
"Is it a monkey with a howitzer?"
"Yes."

I hate being unemployed.

Been a while.

Got married.

Work two jobs.
Hope to start writing more.

Worst Idea for a video game ever: Leonard Cohen Rockband

It's not that I have anything against it but it's the sound effects of breastfeeding next to me.

Maybe I'm just jealous I don't have a boob in my mouth....

Look, if I'm fixing your fraking computer the least you can do is not breastfeed while I'm doing it.
I've nothing against it, but for frak-sake, I'm in my office working.

Ugh.... seriously, wtf?