Okay, now I know that generally the German language typically sounds like they're constantly yelling, but today I received an email, in German, with an exclamation point! Usually when a German sentence has an exclamation point, it usually involves killing someone, mostly Jews. I was wondering if anyone knows German or knows someone who knows ( Read more... )

Yes, that's right, ladies and gents. Yesterday came in all five seasons of Babylon 5, which is in my opinion, and the opinion of many others, the best science fiction show ever conceived. Yeah, I know, I'm such a loser blah blah blah. If you watch it, you'll like it, even if you hate sci-fi ( Read more... )

Okay, I'm back. Wow that was close. So anyways, yeah this moron tried to sell me shit in the library, as if he couldnt find a quieter public place to do this ( Read more... )

I think some guy I used to go to school with just tried to sell me some drugs. I'm in the library studyin for econ and sending out resumes, and this guy just walked up to me, wearing REALLY dark and large sunglasses, and was like: HIM: Hey, how's it goin? ME: Good. You? HIM: Listen, hey, do you want some, oh wait, nevermind. I'll be over ( Read more... )

Why the fuck do we have Mother's Day? Or Father's Day, while were on the subject? The idea, as ingenious as it is from a capitalistic perspective, is realistically the dumbest hoiday's on Earth. I know what you're thinking, you think that I'm such an inconsiderate bastard for not taking one day out of my pathetic life to honor each of my parents ( Read more... )

Today, in less than 5 min, will be a historic event. It will be 05/05/05 at 05:05:05. This happens once ever 1000 years, so have 5 shots in 5 minutes.

This is so fucking stupid, I can't believe I actually saw it on a legitimate news website.

So here is the new and improved objective for my resume ( Read more... )

Yeah so if you read the objective part of the resume I put up yesterday, I'm sure you want to know what my dad thought. Or maybe you don't give a shit, but I'll tell you anyway. He read it, gave me back the paper, and said "No." That's it. Just no. I spent the next 5 minutes trying to get him to at least steer me in the right direction, so ( Read more... )

So this is a third draft of my resume. I'm applying for an internship at Fox, as part f their Music Publishing department. Just so you know, it all fits on one page and looks nice. This is just the substance. Let me know what you think, and what I should change. I'll go study for that darn econ test now ( Read more... )

As you can probably tell, I'm really bored now. I'm sitting in the library, writing my resume, which is REALLY freekin hard. I didn't think it would be so tough, especially with my dad, who reads these all the time, telling me how the one I thought was good was really a piece of trash, and wow, that girl that just walked by is really hot. Shit, ( Read more... )