ok my life sucks i can't find my mars volta cd it's the only thing i want to listen to right now and it's the only cd i cant'e find. what the fuck.

So like an hour ago i remembered that i have an LJ and was like "hey! why don't i make an update!" but then i was like "oh yeah because i'm too fucking lazy to do something as productive and time consuming as that." but to put a little effort into this thing today was a bad day. i woke up at 7 and was like what the fuck i'm awake and it's 7. so i ( Read more... )

So what if I have a hairy ass? Is it a crime?

It's not much more than the other 99 were but it's still #100.

Do you lock the bathroom door when you're home alone?

Ok so there's been no update in over 2 weeks, and I'm sure you were all completely crushed because of that. This weekend we had our last soccer tournament out in Lancaster and we won it, of course. So soccer's over until this winter when indoor starts back up again. We took 1st place in our league with an undefeated season and we won 3 of the 4 ( Read more... )

anThony, keyboard broken. copyand pasTe all. fUck.......bill fUckin mUrray. help.

Sitting on his bed, I felt comfortable. We were in the midst of listening to an atmospheric vinyl and I felt at ease. At ease indeed. But I'll get to the point. I am physically and mentally attracted to Tim. I am giddy like a little school girl. Maybe it was how the light was hitting his hair and how his countenance intrigued me ( Read more... )

I'll try to keep this one short ( Read more... )

I just jumped down a whole flight of stairs. Like seriously i just jumped like 9-12 steps without touching anything. But then I landed really really hard. I think I might have broken my pinky toe but that's ok b/c it's happened twice before so I'll live. I went fly fishing today. Did the usual not catch a damn thing deal. I'm just not very good at ( Read more... )