I don't know how rumor of my having a "boyfriend" got spread like a fucking disease (like kindergarten antics), but to set the record straight... no I did not turn gay overnight.

... since when did my business become so riveting anyway?

Better cover my tracks from now on. I've been slipping. I'm much better than that.

( private; questionably hackable )

It isn't like me to be so confused about my own actions.

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( sexual musings of a sloshed Colonel )

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( Mustangs ooze sex appeal. )

I somehow succeeded in blowing an entire day in front of the television ( Read more... )

( Hey Fullmetal, is that YOU? )

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( filtered from the existing homonculi )

I found THIS on the internet. Well, I borrowed it from Fullmetal. They call this a "meme" I believe?

I can just see the look on Hawkeye's face if she were to see this.

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... CategoryYour Score Average Self-Lovin'68.3%
Explored the pleasures of the flesh 64.9%Shamelessness71.4%
It takes a couple of drinks 79% Sex ( Read more... )