last night my dreams were so vivid and thats very rare for me ( Read more... )

( beware some of these are kinda big, gay, and offensive to lesbian softball players )

fuck bill cosby and his fuckin jello bullshit faggot ass sweaters and his damn kids say the fuckin stupidest shit show on fuckin abc...go to fuckin hell ya bastard

ITS YOUR FAULT I CANT MOVE MY LEGS

fuck j-e-l-l-Oooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"i see lies, in the eyes of a stranger...whoaaaaa, you'll be living in danger ( Read more... )

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okay so....

friends in town since thursday...

case of champagne.....

GOT IN A FIGHT WITH A LIMO!!!!!!!!!!

broke my 14th phone.....

P.R. recovery...shit

fuckin shit, why is it 60soemthing degrees in january??!!??!! thats why it should have been "father nature"...women cant do shit right!

"I need a favor. Lets not tell anyone about your neck, people are reading my comments and asking too many questions so just tell them it happened the night after we hung out when i wasnt there?!?! OK?!?! PLEASE?!?!? Yea, and dont respond to this message, Im trying to be in-cognito ( Read more... )

i've been really caught up lately...with a very unexpected subject ( Read more... )

"kh lhl;oj ;;jloveyoutoo"

thats jenny displaying HJER FEELINGS TOWARDS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MUH AH AH AHAHAHAHAHA NOW WEVERYONE WILL NKNOW!

being drunk in southpark mall on a friday afternoon/early evening is my new thing....i like it alot, its just like taking a xanax only sloppier but it provides the same calming feeling ( Read more... )