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omg i tore my pitdamngodhone in half last nite while shitting on the side of 7th st and dialing jennys number ( Read more... ) -
dumb drunk
last night was yet another reason why i love uptown charlotte...
rode the trolley (its always awesome when your plastered)
went to Grand Central with bobbi jo, kristin, and allan....and our friend/bartender totally got me shit faced without even asking for my consent...for FREE
allan and i wanted to go home and "decided"(neither of us had any cash ( Read more... ) -
i always feel like somebody's watching me...oooooo
so i used dog shampoo and conditioner from home economist in my hair yesterday...it was the flea formula with cedarwood and citronella or something....and i have to say MY HAIR HAS NEVER BEEN THIS SOFT! EVER! and there is nothing in it, BUT DOG SHAMPOO!?!?!
WTF? i spend like 894573678164263780864 times as much money on fancy shampoo, but for ( Read more... ) -
awesomeness is my middle name
so the past bit has been pretty swell, atleast for me...
i dropped 300lbs of dead theiving weight...4yrs of my life wasted, but atleast i realized it...even if it was a little late...err
atlanta with buie was awesome....trashed a hotel, hopped around some bars, and smoked alot of weed outside some gay bookstore and then we totally got called ( Read more... ) -
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god bless this weather! it makes everything okay.
i love my hoodies, the fireplace, and warm topper's pizza.
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OMG A FUCKING POSSUM JUST QAS ON MTY FENCE AND I HITN IT WITH A 2 BY FOUR AND IT FELL OFF..........BEEDY RED EYES TRIED TO EAT MY DOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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more and more, i know what your looking for...
somethings missing.....
oh yeah! my appearance on the Jerry Spring Show
idk if i spelled jerry right, but you know who i'm talking about, and thats what my life feels like
I AM A JERRY SPRINGER SPIN-OFF SITCOM ON>>>>FOX