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Jun 21, 2006 00:44

SERIOUSLY. WHY AM I A CRIMINAL JUSTICE MAJOR?! MAN. FUCK THIS NOISE. LITERARY JUSTICE? OKAY.

EDIT: CREATIVE WRITING? IS A PAIN.

every day, I sit
and contemplate my breakfast--
why can't I explode?

Initially, I
thought you'd have some kind of growth
spurt. Shrinking yet?

last night, I tripped on
a stack of books and dirty
clothes. Motherfucker ( Read more... )

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dramabunny June 21 2006, 05:04:34 UTC
I'll be impressed when you come up with a sestina.

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life_in_stereo_ June 21 2006, 05:07:10 UTC
Look--you ain't gonna be impressed if I'm goddamn Shakespeare. I know how this here thing works. And I can't write a better sestina than this here dude:

How radical of you, Bob

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dramabunny June 21 2006, 05:15:04 UTC
I would, in fact, be fairly impressed if you were Shakespeare. At least at how long you have kept your youthful looks.

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life_in_stereo_ June 21 2006, 05:30:41 UTC
I give up.

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syncopation June 21 2006, 05:14:29 UTC
Is there a reason for the lame poetry? Or are you trying to become the next bob dylan?

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life_in_stereo_ June 21 2006, 05:30:02 UTC
Is there a reason you suck!?!?

I'm bored.

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syncopation June 21 2006, 05:33:16 UTC
I'm not the one going around posting lame poetry.

I guess I have to give you points for not doing the emo blood, lace and roses poetry that involves death and other trite shit.

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life_in_stereo_ June 21 2006, 05:48:06 UTC
I'd rather suck than be cliché.

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filming_revenge June 21 2006, 05:33:34 UTC
I didn't need to know about your guitar fetish.

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life_in_stereo_ June 21 2006, 05:49:03 UTC
Y'seem interested enough about it to comment.

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filming_revenge June 21 2006, 05:50:47 UTC
It's. . .disturbing.

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life_in_stereo_ June 21 2006, 06:11:28 UTC
...do you really think I make out with my guitar?

I ain't sure that's worth a high five or what.

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sismarysunshine June 21 2006, 06:18:57 UTC
...Chili?

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life_in_stereo_ June 21 2006, 06:42:17 UTC
Right now?

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sismarysunshine June 21 2006, 06:55:43 UTC
Iffin' you want it! Just reminding you of the offer~ (and now I can have Chouji help me to make sure I don't explode any pans though I think with chili the more explosions the better or something.)

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a_live_wire June 21 2006, 22:09:03 UTC
What the HELL kind of poetry is that?

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life_in_stereo_ June 21 2006, 23:38:58 UTC
Who the fuck are you?!

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a_live_wire June 22 2006, 00:53:00 UTC
Someone who doesn't give a damn about how you screw musical instruments!

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life_in_stereo_ June 22 2006, 02:32:05 UTC
THEN DON'T FUCKIN' READ ABOUT IT.

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