LET ME SEE YOU TOUCH THE GROUND!

[life_of_a_butt]

dude, apparently ivy missed 2 live crew last night... WTF?!?! WHERE WERE YOU ON THAT ONE, IVY!??!?! i didn't get to do the ghetto booty shake for 2 live crew and that makes me one sad ass... why oh why can't i be attached to a better person!??!?!

fucking cunt, GET YOUR CALENDAR STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!

Comments

[faithstar7]

Hehe your ass called you a cunt.

[life_of_a_butt]

she deserved it. fucking cunt.

[faithstar7]

Hey that's not too nice you'd better be nice to her or I'll kick your...oh wait.....yeah.

[chairmenmeow47]

thanks for sticking up for me!!!

feel free to kick him, my ass is a DICK!!!

[djwalker]

ya know, without you ivy's just a cunt with legs...and boobs that people cant stop staring at...

*looks down*
*looks up*
what?

[life_of_a_butt]

*sigh*

i wish i got as much attention as the boobs :(

[djwalker]

trust me...you do. i AM a black guy you know. have to follow stereotypes. :P

[life_of_a_butt]

*hands you watermellon*

[ooowatah1]

Poor ass.

[life_of_a_butt]

thanks, i appreciate your sympathy ♥

[superravindiva]

You poor ass you! I saw them a couple years ago at the Cajun House and it was definately an interesting show. The back up dancers they had, were in g strings and two of them had gun shot wounds! But they made their booties do tricks I have never seen! Dear butt, you would have been proud!

I am so super happy

[onesaucyminx]

... that your butt has befriended me as well! <3 ooooh yeah!