so man, a few weekends ago, ivy in all her brilliance bent over to take a picture of a cactus and shoved ME into one as well!!! the pain, THE AGONY! jumping cactus or whatever. tiny, fine bastards that have STILL BEEN PLAGUING ME!!!!

( said cacti )

( ode )

i'm still sore from snowboarding :(

less plastic chairs, more rocking chairs, thx.

--butt management

*tagged by curiositykillz

name TEN things for which you are grateful today and tag FIVE others to do the same. (like mikey :)

1) victoria's secret pink panties
2) glo jeans
3) schwinn bike seats
4) 2pac
5) slip n' slide records
6) booty dancing
7) padded chairs
8) 2 ply
9) pinches
10) red plaid pants

( and in case you missed me on halloween... )

GET ON!!!!!!!!!

here's a pic brit and danie covertly took of me from the azhardcore junkies bbq:

( picture )

dude, apparently ivy missed 2 live crew last night... WTF?!?! WHERE WERE YOU ON THAT ONE, IVY!??!?! i didn't get to do the ghetto booty shake for 2 live crew and that makes me one sad ass... why oh why can't i be attached to a better person!??!?!

fucking cunt, GET YOUR CALENDAR STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!

so, it's been awhile. still alive and itching ( Read more... )

dude, so monkey just forwarded ivy this voicemail of eric making fart noises into the phone for like a minute.

i am a little turned on, i must say. quite a fine fart.