It's been a long time since I've put anything in here, but something felt right about it ( Read more... )

Well, I haven't been here in a while. There isn't much going on, so I don't even know why I'm updating. I guess I'll just talk about tomorrow ( Read more... )

Firstly, my associate Mr. Anderson and I have decided that we are going to go see that new Harry Potter film when it releases. However, due to the overwhelming popularity of this movie, it would seem that in order to get into the first showing we are going to have to stand around the movie theater for some time. Ken and I are both ready for this ( Read more... )

This guy's at work when he receives a call from the hospital informing him that his wife's been in an accident. He rushes to the emergency room where he's met by the doctor. They sit down in the waiting room and the doctor, with a very solemn look on his face starts to speak. But before he can, the guy interrupts ( Read more... )

So, yeah, I kind of cut all my hair off today.
Well, someone else cut it off, but I paid for it.
Well, someone else paid for it, but it was my idea.
Well, someone else told me to do it, but it is my hair.
Well, at least it used to be.

My hair is shorter than I've had it in the past five years.

MLG St. Louis is tomorrow. I'm not going to win, but that's not what I'm telling everybody. Whatever, it should be fun anyway. I'll do well at least ( Read more... )

So, today I get to thinking about gas prices. And I'm thinking that as they reach ridiculous numbers, we are going to see some serious rioting. And I am fucking excited. I can't wait. I've decided that during said riots I shall use a short baseball bat, like a little league one, in my right hand. And in my left, I will carry a length of chain ( Read more... )

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It's the first day of June today. I turn eighteen in less than two weeks, so I guess that's cool. I really want to be around that day. I think I might skip Leroy's party, and hit up Kristen's. It just means more to me. I mean, it's her graduation party, and at midnight that night I will turn eighteen. There is no reason that I shouldn't spend ( Read more... )

Somebody should make a SimReligion game
Where you build your own religion
And your followers bomb abortion clinics