Jolly

[lifeaskatie]

Comments

[fredej47]

Handmade bows? I'm impressed!

[vocoder915]

To expand on #9, said modifications would be exceedingly, if not criminally, inappropriate for children, pets, the elderly, and Methodists.

[lifeaskatie]

The X-rated X-mas story as told by Vocoder915, in which Caspar, Melchoir and Balthasar run a gay porn ring, the "Virgin" Mary is a drag queen and Joseph relates to the animals in the Biblical sense.

[vocoder915]

You forget the fact that the three wise men would be portrayed by Chewbacca, Invader Zim, and Jack Bauer.

[peretski]

speaking of gifts for mother-in-laws, the best gift for a mil that hates when you mess with the nativity scene on the top of the television... a second baby jesus. You know, to keep the first baby jesus company.

I think I just got an invitation to the third level of hell.