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Dumbass Reindeer Games.
So yesterday was Tree Riding Day. As in, the Christmas tree at Sigma Nu is de-decorated, taken down, and ridden down a flight of stairs like a sled. Of course, "Santa" is at the bottom of the stairs to take pictures of the rides down ( Read more... ) -
Rumi
I would love to kiss you.
The price of kissing is your life.
Now my loving is running toward my life shouting,
What a bargain, let's buy it!THE GUEST HOUSE ( Read more... ) -
Batshit crazy
Business is really slow right now. Tonight, we only served 9 people. And for the first 3 1/2 hours I was at work, I had only earned 64 cents ( Read more... ) -
The desire to call one's employer patronizing and ignorant
So the other day at work, there was a "discussion" about taxes ( Read more... ) -
Slightly graphic
So yesterday, I sliced off the tip of my finger... but not all the way. So to prevent a total emotional meltdown, I stopped the bleeding, held down the flesh-flap with a bandaid, wrapped the whole damn thing with gauze & scotch tape, willed the pieces to grow back together, and didn't look at it again until today ( Read more... ) -
God as a cafeteria lady.
1. If you're going to mutter and not communicate your needs clearly, do not take that tone with me when the results that you get are not what you want ( Read more... )
