the leaves are all falling off the trees
the leaves are all falling off my trees
all my leaves, falling
off my tree, you leaves, leaving
leaves on the ground
where I step on them.

I walked past a warm, abandoned tub of Hagen-Daz today,
it looked like it would taste like it was cookies but I
left it leaving it
alone I left
a leaf!
but I had none of

"What's that in your hand?"
"It's a snack pack."
(very serious) "Where'd you get it?"
"They gave it to me on the airplane."
(yet more suspiciously) "What've you got in it?"
"Uh... I dunno. I haven't opened it yet."
"Open it up."
"Sure... let's see... (rip) oreo's... fruit thingies... ooh, a Toblerone."
"... Move along."
"Thanks."

Chris told me to ... kiss his ass!

Are you gonna do it?

No

Then stop whining about it.

Once there was a little bunny who wanted to run away. ( Read more... )

I'm free.

Kick me
Harder
Like a football
That feeds the poor.

What wind through yonder bovine breaks?
'Tis released! and poo is wet 'tween his buns.

There nothing new no nonoriginal novelty to knead my noggin into something nicer. Nay?

says the horse.

There's only one shepherd, and

many,
many sheep.

baaaa.

THE H4XX0R

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