fascinating new thing

[lightningspark]

in 'sex, drugs and cocoa puffs,' my new favorite guy (chuck klosterman) writes out 23 of the most insane questions i've ever seen, and says these are the questions he asks people to determine if he can love them

Comments

[cheekybaby]

Can I put out cigarettes in the Hitler skull?

[lightningspark]

i don't see why not.

[cheekybaby]

I vote Hitler skull. I wouldn't want to kill a turtle even accidentally, and I could just see that happening. I'd feed him gum or something. I'm not that bright. That's why I don't have kids.

Besides, fabulous conversation piece --
"What the hell is that?"
"Hitler's skull. If you need to have a cigarette, take it out on the balcony and use it for your ashes."

[lightningspark]

you are too that bright. you're certainly bright enough not to feed a turtle gum, for fuck sake. :P AND to realize you can make copies of something, even though pages are stapled together. :D

also, as previously noted, i fucking love you.

[supportmybones]

dude. i'd pick adolph hitler's skull. and when people asked about it, i'd be all "oh, it's just ol' hitler's skull. want to spit on it with me?" and we'd then begin spitting on adolph's remains. fun times would be had.

[lightningspark]

i can picture this. and i love it.

[gonzo_md]

the turtle. i have enough freaky shit happening around my place at the moment without the remains of a genocide-mongering dictator in the living room.

[lightningspark]

you're also a pushover for cute pets, which is important to note. you'd have to teach the cats not to eat the turtle, or smack him around.

[gonzo_md]

i'd only worry about Bitchface doing that, not Gonzo

[lightningspark]

bitchface.

ahahahahahahahahahahahah. ha.

just because she tried to take off your nipple...

[oceanic]

I wish I could combine the two, and keep Adolf Hitler's skull in the turtle tank in the living room. Now THAT'S a conversation piece.

[lightningspark]

brilliant!

[nicolemarieh]

skull. things like that dont bother me, so id happily display it in exchange for $$.

this answer was based only on the money though. id take the turtle just for fun, and i dont think id kill it within two years. but i also am not sure that for the next couple years id have the time or money to take on the additional responsibility of another pet... so yes, skull!

[lightningspark]

i think the 'so yes, skull!' may never stop being funny to me.