fascinating new thing

[lightningspark]

in 'sex, drugs and cocoa puffs,' my new favorite guy (chuck klosterman) writes out 23 of the most insane questions i've ever seen, and says these are the questions he asks people to determine if he can love them

Comments

[charaxinae]

Hey, I think I already did this, since I see turtles in my house, and no human skulls! I don't think a fine was involved but please, like I'd let anything happen to a turtle?? ;)

[lightningspark]

:)

and how're the kids doing? i miss them!

[charaxinae]

they're good! :) we're monitoring the temperature closely since it gets cold in the kitchen, but the heat lamps keep it at a good temperature for them. i never knew reptiles could have so much personality!!

[lightningspark]

yeah, mason especially. kermit just sits there acting judgemental. :D

[wesa]

Since I've had clunkski for 3 years now, I really would go for the turtle.

[lightningspark]

:D

i am fond of clunkski, but i didn't know he had an lj!!! yay!

[wesa]

Freshly updated.

[lightningflash]

I've totally added him as a friend. I don't think I've even MET him, haha.

[lbwsimpson]

i'd choose the hitler skull. in addition to the money i'd make off the stipend, i'd charge people to skull-fuck it. i'd make a fortune!

[lightningspark]

i'm so happy i wasn't drinking anything when i read that.

i suddenly LOVE that you work with kids. lol

[gonzo_md]

the only problem would be all the nazi psychopaths you'd likely attract. i'd charge them triple and have private security frisk them. AND THEN I WOULD PUT SPIKES IN THE SKULL. AAAAHAHAHAAok i'm done.

[lightningflash]

While I really dig the idea of a turtle (I would name him Brer Tortoise, for the record), I think in the interests of history (and monies!) I would take Hitler's Skull. I mean, think of the funtionality!

Conversation Piece.
Dust Catcher.
Use in hoo-doo rituals.
Historical study (I can't help it, I really do love history!)
Halloween Decor.
Flower vase, possibly.
Something that will stare at you during sex (although, the turtle could do this too).
Excuse for calling into work (I can't work today - I have Hitler's Skull.)

THE POSSIBILITES ARE ENDLESS! :D

[lightningflash]

*functionality. or perhaps I meant FUN-ctionality.

[lightningspark]

i think we covered this, but best work excuse EVER. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER.

[caine667]

Skull

hee

[lightningspark]

i'm shocked.