Comments | lightningspark: fascinating new thing

lightningspark

fascinating new thing

Dec 01, 2008 12:34

in 'sex, drugs and cocoa puffs,' my new favorite guy (chuck klosterman) writes out 23 of the most insane questions i've ever seen, and says these are the questions he asks people to determine if he can love them ( Read more... )

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keleos December 1 2008, 23:37:53 UTC

I'd choose the skull.

And smuggle the turtle out under my jacket.

lightningspark December 2 2008, 00:56:47 UTC

hehehe. turtle smuggling.

rabies December 2 2008, 00:15:50 UTC

Are you fucking kidding me? This isn't even a choice! Hitler's skull! Fuck yes! I would probably put it in my head and walk around in it! Then people would be like "What the fuck is..." "It's Hitler's skull" Because that makes so much sense, you see.

Hitler's skull? Fuck yes. As much as I've always wanted a turtle, hands down, Hitler's skull.

It would fit in so nicely on my mantle, don't you think?

lightningspark December 2 2008, 00:58:31 UTC

i do not think it's possible for me to explain to you how hard i laughed reading this. i do not think i will ever, EVER, be able to convey this to you. ever.

and it WOULD look nice on the mantle. that's the funny part. it'd fit right in with the decor.

i think you should fill it with straws.

jerseyfabulous December 2 2008, 02:16:01 UTC

I would take Hitler's skull if it were a realistic option, but unfortunately, his remains were completely destroyed by the Russians. I guess I'm stuck with the turtle. (Can I just have a skull I claim is Hitler's?)

lightningspark December 2 2008, 04:27:58 UTC

damn.

jerseyfabulous December 2 2008, 04:43:21 UTC

Did I overthink?

a_muse_d December 2 2008, 04:27:02 UTC

i have no experience caring for a turtle and it might die on me out of spite despite my best efforts to try to keep it alive, so i choose skull. i could use the money, and there is that whole bonus that it would make a useful paperweight/doorstop.

lightningspark December 2 2008, 04:28:50 UTC

hehe. hitler as a doorstop. <3

ali_chica December 2 2008, 19:24:50 UTC

I always wanted a turtle. But I always wanted to have a skull too.

I think at this point I'd take the skull because my kitties find interesting ays of getting into tanks and a turtle would be way too interesting to them.

and if they knocked down Hitler's skull nd broke it I wouldn't complain or yell at the kitty. It'd just be like goooood kitty.