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[lightsguide]

[ It's only slightlyunsettling to wake up with an unfamiliar lady calling you 'dear,' finding a little girl calling him 'daddy' next was the real kicker. As if Ron could ever spawn a child that looked like that. Actually, come to think of it, why was he even at that house and waking up in that bed anyways? Wasn't he last thrown into a dungeon of

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001/?>

[inheritedtales]

You don't need to ye--- [The scolding voice stops as it begins to register. Since she knows that voice. And Scolding it was only second nature at this point. Especially about things like this.]

002/003

[inheritedtales]

[He couldn't be here. She didn't want him here. They had things to do back home... One of them had to stay be safe from Mayfield. Then again, she wanted him here as well as inexplicable as she thought it was--]

FINISHED I HOPE

[inheritedtales]

[She swallowed hard before she found her voice again. Keeping to the important things, confirming beyond all things this was him. Even if she was certain already. Still, she hesitated a little wary.]

R-Ron?

[lightsguide]

HERMIONE?

[ He is so relieved to hear her voice, even if it starts off as a scold because it's so much better than screaming in pain, which reminds him- ]

THEY'RE NOT HURTING YOU, RIGHT? I'LL SAVE YOU!

[brbgoing2russia]

Ohmygawd stop yelling.

[lightsguide]

I AM NOT YELLING. I AM SPEAKING TO BE HEARD.

[brbgoing2russia]

I'm holding my phone like a foot away from my head and I can still hear you.

[lightsguide]

CAN YOU REA-- Er, can you really? I mean, the lines are so thin and all.

Wait. ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

[doeofthehollow]

[...................ow. Lily is wincing on the other end.]

Dear God, my ears... Er... have you ever used a phone before? There's really no need to shout down the receiver.

[lightsguide]

OF COURSE I HAVE. HOW ELSE WOULD I KNOW HOW TO USE IT NOW?

[doeofthehollow]

[holding phone a few inches from her ear now] You can lower your voice. Everyone will still be able to hear you, I promise.

[lightsguide]

Are you sure? I mean, 'everyone' has to be a lot of people. What if the ones I want to hear me are extremely far away?

[braided_icarus]

[And one of the members of your household, your not!son is rather unamused at said yelling. He'll come storming into the room for the source.]

You don't have to wake up the whole house, you know! Jeez.

....

Take it you're new then? The "father" or whatever?

[lightsguide]

[ And here's a manly scream of surprise before he jumps!spins around to attempt to whip out his wand. Which he doesn't have, so have a pointed finger instead. ...and because it looks silly he'll go put it down now.]

You're another one. Don't you start calling me daddy, too.

[braided_icarus]

[...Raised eyebrow. Well. Being brought here always threw people a loop, so Ed tries to be understanding.]

No. I'm Ed. Edward Elric. I won't call you my "father" but as long as we're stuck living together, might as well at least tolerate and know each other. You been given the basics yet?

[lightsguide]

[ but understanding isn't Ron's strong suit. ]

And why would we be living together? The basics is that I've been kidnapped, right? So obviously, I'm going to get out as soon as I find everyone and my mother.

[lightsguide]

So everybody keeps telling me. There really ought to be a sign or a label on these things, how was I supposed to guess yelling wasn't required.

[lightsguide]

I guess, I'd have to know what place you lot came from to say for sure. But, my folks and I aren't the type to use phones. [ or more accurately, he means to say he isn't a Muggle.]