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lightsguide

oo1

Feb 19, 2011 20:48

[ It's only slightlyunsettling to wake up with an unfamiliar lady calling you 'dear,' finding a little girl calling him 'daddy' next was the real kicker. As if Ron could ever spawn a child that looked like that. Actually, come to think of it, why was he even at that house and waking up in that bed anyways? Wasn't he last thrown into a dungeon of ( Read more... )

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notsaul February 20 2011, 04:05:49 UTC

BRING FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS AND A PACK OF LUCKY STRIKES TO THE CORNER OF BRADY AND WILLIAMS WITHIN A HALF HOUR OR YOU'LL NEVER SEE YOUR KIDS AGAIN.

[let it never be said that Annie would let an opportunity go to waste]

lightsguide February 20 2011, 04:21:59 UTC

I DON'T HAVE FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS AND WHAT ARE LUCKY STRIKES? WAIT, YOU HAVE MY KIDS? HOW MANY AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE!?

notsaul February 20 2011, 04:29:25 UTC

UH, SEVEN? FUCK, I DON'T KNOW, YOU'RE A TERRIBLE FATHER.

WELL YOU BETTER FIND SOME WITHIN A HALF HOUR, DUDE.

lightsguide February 20 2011, 04:45:42 UTC

I HAVE SEVEN KIDS? NO I DON'T, I WOULDN'T HAVE THAT MANY. AND I'M AN AWESOME FATHER! I MEAN, I WILL BE, IF I WAS.

HOLD ON A SECOND, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

cramschoolgod February 20 2011, 04:39:19 UTC

Is that your normal speaking tone? It's remarkable. Hmm, maybe you're some kind of elephant that has been ... I'm sorry, I think my speculations have gotten out of control.

Ah, but apologies. Please, call me Sasaki. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

lightsguide February 20 2011, 04:54:33 UTC

SASAKI, WHERE ARE MY FRIENDS AND MY MOTHER?

cramschoolgod February 20 2011, 04:55:13 UTC

I see, so it really is your normal tone...

You haven't told me who you are, so I don't know who your friends or your mother are.

lightsguide February 20 2011, 05:00:48 UTC

MY WHAT? THERE IS NO TONE!

Shouldn't you know? Aren't you one of the kidnappers?

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( Phone ) lightsguide February 20 2011, 04:59:21 UTC

AMERICA!

ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

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( Phone ) lightsguide February 22 2011, 00:26:23 UTC

French? What do you mean, French?

THE FRENCH ARE INVOLVED TOO? ...I don't get it, what are they hoping to accomplish with this?

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1/3 nineheadaches February 20 2011, 06:03:23 UTC

RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY I DID NOT RAISE YOU TO TAKE SUCH A TONE-!

2/3 nineheadaches February 20 2011, 06:03:53 UTC

...Ronald?

3/3 nineheadaches February 20 2011, 06:04:16 UTC

[ just the sound of your mother bursting into tears over the phone ]

lightsguide February 22 2011, 00:29:25 UTC

[ brb, poking at ear & wincing. Ron's voice so does not compared to mama Weasley's in this department. ]

Yes, mum. It's me.

[ and slightly alarmed to hear her crying ]

DON'T WORRY, I'LL SAVE YOU. WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO YOU RIGHT NOW?

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off_beet February 20 2011, 06:05:34 UTC

Hello Ron!

lightsguide February 22 2011, 00:32:32 UTC

[ Hear him drop the phone in surprise because between all the strangers telling him not to yell, hearing her greet him so normally is one of the last things he was expecting. ]

off_beet February 24 2011, 16:46:29 UTC

Ron, I believe you've dropped the phone.

lightsguide February 24 2011, 17:20:31 UTC

Luna? You're part of this too?

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