So I'm living in South Korea. Working as an English teacher. It's pretty solid. Here are pictures! Piiiiiictures. Love them or fuck you.

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Who the fuck would buy unsalted soda crackers? Seriously? You know who? Someone who didn't read the label. I'm not saying I did, but I just found some properly salted ones and by god have I missed these. For awhile, unsalted. What the fuck? They are just wheat otherwise, what's the point?

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I found a Goosebumps book in a snow bank the other day.

I want.
I want.
I want.
I want.
Selfish.

Rain spatters against the mud. Eyes open. Blurred vision. Two figures. Water rolls down his bare back, black hair hangs down his face. His blood mixes with the muddy waters beneath his stomach. His reflection stained and staring back at him. A cough; a stutter. Another fist connects with the side of his face, flesh ripples as a rock drops into a ( Read more... )

An update? At this time of day? What in the Hindu god's names could I be doing up now? I'll tell you what, not sleeping. My room is far too cold. I left the window open before we, Mike, Kris, Jon and Miller, went and saw Fear and Loathing. That movie is still hilarious. But it is late, Mel Gibson is crazy go nuts, and I'm out.

Politics are dumb.

Friends! Romans! Vertebrates!

I am no longer looking for a bookshelf. Now I seek Cinder blocks bricks and plywood. I shall construct my own bookshelf. One for my own needs. Yes, my needs. So if you have any or know someone who has some. Hook a brother up.