FINA-FUCKING-LLY DUDE.

If John was here, he'd be yelling "POLSKA!!!" with his (stained) white Poland jersey on. I miss John.

On a different note: Fuck you Germany, you fucking Nazis.

What if these people died:

Matt Stone
Trey Parker
Seth Macfarlane
Matt Groening
and
Mike Judge

That would suck.

I love watching Shin Chan high. It's so good it should be illegal.

Working full-time for 9-10 hours a day is turning into routine. And then I get highhh. Mmmmm.

I don't remember saying more than 20 words at John's funeral. Staring at the floor and saying "Hi" to people I haven't seen in months/years was all I could manage. He would've hated that shit, all that religious baggage that comes with death. Devin showed up in a clown's outfit, and I thought it was perfect. The entire ceremony I was just thinking ( Read more... )

1. frasier is probably one of my favorite shows ( Read more... )

fuck you, josh myers, you piece of shit. point #1 you aren't seth myers. point #2 don't try to ATTEMPT to take the part of topher grace. point #3 + #4 FUCK + YOU.


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i can't wait to start this business with my dad. i could not be more tired of having no money and waking up whenever i please. i feel like a stain on the pants of existence. hopefully, that feeling with end come the first day of work. it's going to be hard: waking up early, long hours, talking to scary important strangers.. still can't wait. ( Read more... )

ahhhh the more you worry about something, the stronger it becomes. so here is the answer, bros and hoes, do not worry about shit that doesn't really matter. simple as that. next semester it is necessary for me to take Letting Go Of Inhibitions 110.. and perhaps a bar-tending class. :)

yesterday, at 4:30pm, john and myself bought a 12 pack of guinness, a bottle of baileys, and stole a copy of army of darkness from blockbuster. roughly 90 minutes later, we are on my kitchen floor.. literally. irish car bombs will ruin your life.. however, i seem to often indulge in things that ruin my life. two fatties, a bowl or two, and a ( Read more... )