Hi my name is Jasmine and I type really fast, in fact I am typing this all incredibly fast that if you were to see me typing you would be so freaking amazed that you would want to hire me as your secretary but of course I would only be a secretary if it is was for someone who wanted to change the world, so that in some small way I could change the ( Read more... )

Fuck, I type fast!

HOLY CRAP, it is SNOWING. Insanely. Ridiculously. I can't remember the last time I've seen it snow this bad while I was on campus. I will stick to the mediation program office, where I am alone with the jar of chocolate and free tea. if you fear for my health, i don't blame you ( Read more... )

two hours later, I am just now recovering from the korean food that both loves and hates me, as most things do. My torso felt like it was corseted, but really it was my outer layer of skin and fat barely holding in all the food I consumed. I sat in the restaurant for 1/2 an hour trying to read my statistics, unable to move. ooo, I'm looking ( Read more... )

You Should Get a JD (Juris Doctor)
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Your Pimp Name Is...
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On the way to school I passed a bunch of guys in their underwear screaming "FAN-NIES for AN-NIE!" It was a very effective campaign strategy, I must say.

In other news, my laptop is dusty.

It's hard for me to comprehend the extent to which I am totally, completely screwed. (Just took practice exam for Statistics class...)

December 25th is now also known as Sikh Appreciation Day.

Thanks, Elvita! =)

December 1st is World AIDS Day. I bought a cookie at the bake sale. And then went upstairs to find free foods for 3Ls, promptly forgot AIDS cookie and gorged on chocolate-covered strawberries and gingerbread cookies (which, when eaten together, provide a delightful medley of pleasant tastes on the tongue), and drank hot cider. Spicey-sweet ( Read more... )

It has been quite a long time since I've updated, I realize.