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I decided to change my voicemail greeting (previously finely honed during interview season so that recruiters would think i'm professional, now who gives a fuck?) and anyway I'm not quite sure about it. Mainly because after 20 tries I think I managed to get part of my name and "leave a message" but not much else. I pressed 1 to seal the deal and ( Read more... )

So if you are still reading this, I love you too ( Read more... )

Last week was a whirlwind of adventure and sweatiness, trying to see pandas who were maybe never there to begin with and alexandria where you hear no evil and see no evil, but go ahead and speak some evil anyway ( Read more... )

I know you were all concerned, but please CALM DOWN: Dinner was salad with a pasta dish with large pieces of italian sausage that caterer took out for me. success ( Read more... )

Why is harry potter so popular? because there is nothing else on tv or in the movies that is at all interest-inducing or original yet also comforting. hp is something. it's something. so i have read it. the themes from typical joseph campbell-inspired stories a la star wars were a little obvious, but it was just so something i can't help but ( Read more... )

my cleaning panic ensued at approx'ly 12:30am...apt finally inhabitable to outside ( Read more... )

9am oh crap i need to get up but it will only take 10 minutes to get ready and 15 to go to work so i can actually afford 5 more minutes and be ok 9:45 showers are never as simple as they seem when trying to get out of bed 10:15 hi wanda how are you...yeah i overslept...david sorry running late are you free to discuss the assignment now...great you ( Read more... )

The film Dark Water is NOT scary, but causes for concern found in the similarities to the supposed scariness and my apt at school ( Read more... )

wow, today was as close to a non-working day as i've come so far, and that is saying a lot. but i did work until 8:30 yesterday so it all even's out. balance is the key. yes. it's much easier to balance when you're walking on a vast even sidewalk of a secure job than on a narrow beam. But much less exciting. BUT the beautiful thing is that the ( Read more... )