Blink 182 is on Hiatus. -dies-
and this describes how i am feeling:
And if a young love is just a game
I must have missed the kick-off
Don’t depend on me
to ever follow trough on anything
But I’d go trough hell for you,

And I haven’t been this scared,
in a long time,
And I’m so unprepeared
So here’s your valentine
Boquet of clumsy wordsSomeone ( Read more... )

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how about a piss warm cup of shut the fuck up???Let me explain the little incident that happened last night ( Read more... )

It's official, (she just doesn't know it yet) Ashlee is going to be the father of my children. Yes, you heard me correctly folks. The father of my children...is Ashlee! Buahahahahahaha. That or Constantine. *omfg sexes* I randomly started patting Ashlee's knee when I got scared, and now that I think about it... I did it a lot. Eep. Sorry for the ( Read more... )

How dare they say I "love" Shakespeare! I mean, I do the whole "crushing & flirting" thing...but that isn't love. What the hell is love anyway? Hmm? Would someone mind telling me? Obviously I don't know what it is. People throw that word around too loosely, I say ( Read more... )

Are you working tonight? -Shakespeare ( Read more... )

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My people,

You know me as God. I'm just going to let you in on a little secret.
I'm going to squish you all like ants... because I can! Mmhmm. Suck on that.

Love,
Your Heavenly Father

I took a bath filled with violet, lilly, and vanilla scents... candles all along the bathroom floor, soft soothing (rock) music... it tasted of chocolates and speariment -- for I was eating chocolate and speariment candy as I laid motionless in the tub, imagining I was some mermaid trapped within prison walls. it was actually quite lovely. I also ( Read more... )

I feel like I molested a five year old... me and ashley nearly trampled poor little derek(?) blakeslee! ...he doesn't know my name! woot woot. go me for raping little boys who don't know me! oh god, he's in my second hour. CREEPY. he'll look at me tomorrow and be like, "AHHHH!" oh i'm so mean. me and ashley walked 3 miles in the snow!!!! WALKED ( Read more... )