woohoo...Miranda is dirty... but i can't picture her doing that to me... 0_o; eep!

Googlism for: jme ( Read more... )

Everytime you sneeze you orgasm, and guess I have to say that was the worse orgasm I have ever had in my life. Thanks God, for that experience -- now I can say like many men, that my orgasm was felt with a little help from a tissue ( Read more... )

I'm pessimistic as fuck.

note to self:
no more sad movies!

Tomorrow is Ash Wednesday! I'm not even Catholic and I'm excited, I'm debating if I want to partake in lent. Keenan suggested giving up something I don't even use, bobbypins. No thanks, if I'm going to participate it has to be something to make me struggle within. I could totally do what they did in 40 Days, 40 Nights and give up sex and ( Read more... )

We can spend our lives letting the world tell us who we are.
Sane or insane.
Saints or sex addicts.
Heros or victims.
Letting history tell us how good or bad we are.
Letting our past decide our future.
Or we can decide for ourselves,
and maybe it's our job to invent something better.

So I went into work at 8, had my break at 12, called Bill because I knew he was in the room next to me... Before he could answer I quickly hung up and clocked back in... the next thing I know my pants were ringing and I had to pretend to do a bathroom check. So I called him back and had plans to meet him when I got done with my shift. Well, I was ( Read more... )

Didn't I realize that each of us is a sacred, unique snowflake of special unique specialness? Can't I see that we're all manifestations of love?

( Things that make me Happy: )