DEADLINES BLOW.

[likeaglass]

KSDJHFLKSAJDHFLS;A;SLKD THE SNAPE/HARRY FQF DEADLINE IS ONE WEEK AWAY AND I HAVE WRITTEN NOTHING OMG KILL ME NOW, PLZKTHX.

Poll TELL ME WHAT TO WRITE, FOR GOD'S SAKES!

I'm probably going to write them all at some point, so it's just a matter of deciding which one to do nowAlso, I've not been online the past week, and I know I promised some recs last time I updated but, woe, my computer

Comments

[snakeling]

I'm voting for 3 or 4. I'm particularly curious about those cucumbers ;)

[likeaglass]

Naughty! :D

Really, the temptation is irresistable.

[exitsign]

I'm torn between number one and number four. On the one hand, bookshop!love would set my bibliophile heart aflame but, on the other, chan. I cannot decide. ::bites lip:: No, okay, number one. Number one. Lust amongst books wins always.

[likeaglass]

IT IS A DILEMMA. Maybe chan in the bookstore?

...no, that's kind of creepy. I don't know why it's not creepy if Snape's his teacher, BUT IT'S NOT, OKAY? It makes sense to me.

Mm, lust amongst the books. Copies of Jane Austen falling at their feet as they pash in the backroom. a;sldjflfsd

[exitsign]

I think I understand? It's like it's got that extra added wrong that propels it up beyond the height of creepy and it's got no choice but to go back to the lower-to-mid-level on the creepy scale. Or... no. What? I'm sorry, I was thinking about porn as I typed this.

nnnnnghhh I just realized that the bookshop angle also sort of works for my blasphemy kink. Blowjobs on top of a crate of books being, like, the Poor Man's fucking in a confessional. DO NOT MOCK ME. I have this image of Harry getting come on a book and Snape being all, "That will come out of your pay, Potter." and Harry's all breathless and sated and, "mmm... come..." klj;lk ::lies head on table and cries::

[likeaglass]

YES! Exactly. Like, there's all this backstory if it's Snape/Harry as teacher/student, and they know each other well and all that good shit, and it's not like Snape's out hiring little boys for his bookstore so he can molest them in the break room. The forethought of that is kinda creepy and squicky and no. But if it's all star-crossed and they can't help it that they're different ages and student/teacher as;ldfjklnsd I am so there, yes. Yes.

NO, NO, TOTALLY. THOU SHALL NOT COME ON THE BOOKS. Also? You totally stole a scene I was going to write :( Fuck it, I'm gonna write it anyway. Oh, too bad I'm not going to make it chan, cause then he could totally have comed (came? what?) on, like, Lolita. The irony! The juxtaposition! It would have been A Moment, but, alas, it is not to be.

[likeaglass]

No, you must be strong! Shun them! Resist temptation!

Or, you know, write them for our amusement, whichever.

[painless_j]

how could it be possible to choose one of them?? well, 'cept maybe supermarket Snarry. But the rest, oooohhh.

[likeaglass]

Aw, no one wants to read about supermarket Snarry ;_; It's very sad. The cucumbers! The radishes! The carrots! It could all be so pervy and wrong, but, alas, the flist apparently prefers chan.

[painless_j]

*Monastery* chan, note :) Undertaker Snarry also looks yummy. And bookstore. And same age. Ah, heck, I told you it's impossible to choose!

[likeaglass]

I know! I have such a filthy flist, it's wonderful :D

Ah, heck, I told you it's impossible to choose!

Yes! Now you see why I've been paralyzed by indecision!

[a_belladonna]

All the ideas are great, however I voted for undertaker!Snarry. :) That's something I haven't read yet...

[likeaglass]

Ah, is that what's attracting the votes? I was wondering if my whole flist was into dead bodies and cemetary sex, or something, but if it's just for the novelty of it, it's a bit easier to understand :D

[a_belladonna]

Well, your flist does seem to be somewhat pervy, but I think it's also the novelty of it. ;) I mostly chose it because "grieving" widow Harry sounded fun.

Must not draw bookshop!Snarry porn, must not draw bookshop!Snarry porn...