Fluffy!Snape crack!fic: Severus' Furry Little Problem.

[likeaglass]

Title: Severus’ Furry Little Problem
Author: likeaglass
Status: Complete
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17 for language and come shots.
A/N: Okay, so I succumbed. I can't help it, I'm weak!
A/N 2: Harry's sixteen here, people, so I guess that's technically chan.

Comments

[bethbethbeth]

So Harry happily stroked Snape’s tail, finding that it didn’t really ruin the aesthetics of Snape’s arse once his robes were off, and in minutes Snape was coming all over his pink and green couch. “Shitting fucking goddamn!” he screamed as he came, and not because he was ruining the upholstery. That’s what house elves were for. I mean, to clean the upholstery, not be it, because house elf skin, no matter what your interior decorator may tell you, was not a comfortable fabric choice for a couch.

This? And the rest of the story? Too, too funny!

[likeaglass]

Thanks :D

[potionmistress5]

OMG! *Squeels like the worst fangirl!* I don't think I've laughed that hard in ten fucking years!

[likeaglass]

Wow, ten years? *Is honored. And offers you some crack, cause I've got plenty*

Thanks :)

[imkalena]

My soul weeps with yours.

I mean, to clean the upholstery, not be it, because house elf skin, no matter what your interior decorator may tell you, was not a comfortable fabric choice for a couch.

Right after it gets done laughing its fucking ass off!!

You know a hawk from a handsaw? Do I know you?? God knows I spent enough years in Due South.

[imkalena]

Or else you just like Shakespeare. Duh. You can tell i've spent way too much time in tv fandom.

[likeaglass]

Ahaha! Yes, it's Shakespeare. I was like, Due South, what? o.0

[likeaglass]

*hands you a hanky, only slightly damp from the bitter emo tears of my own soul*

The things we do for our flist, eh?

[imkalena]

Hawk And A Handsaw is a really good episode of a really good, much-slashed Canadian tv show.

[likeaglass]

Ah, okay. I was wondering if they quoted Shakespeare all the time, or something.

I occasionally hear murmurs of Due South slashyness going around my flist, but have never actually watched it. I fear it would add one more fandom to my already teetering pile, and the Snape/Harry fandom is big enough for the sanest person without going and adding more fandoms

Of course, after writing this, I'm not sure I fit into that "sane person" category anymore...

[imkalena]

If you ever get tired of the Snarry, and if I discover that my supposedly dual layer dvd burner actually works, I'll send you copies. Even if you don't get into the fandom, it's an exceptionally smart and funny show. And the eye candy is unbelievable.

[likeaglass]

!!!!!!

Oh, that would be awesome. Tell me if you ever get the burner working, cause I'm all about smart and funny tv shows. And eye candy. Eye candy is a good thing.

[ariadneelda]

Ahahahaha!

This was brilliant and totally hilarious. :D Thanks for the laugh!

[likeaglass]

Thanks sweetie :D