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[likealily]

I...have such a huge headache.

I woke up...somewhere and I was told to get a Livejournal and then I was shoved into some Internet Cafe in the muggle world and I--

Where the hell am I?

And what am I doing...alive?

The entire bloody world has completely changed.

Ugh.

I have the biggest bloody headache in this bloody world

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[chocomachinegun]

Wait, someone told you to get a Livejournal? And brought you back from the dead? Who did this, exactly? It wouldn't have been Mary, would it? And who are you, anyway?

[likealily]

I--well I hardly remember. I just remember waking up under some bloody tree and--I don't know. I was rather disoriented, but some maniac dragged me over to the Internet Cafe and told me to get one. And, well, as the Muggle World I used to know is rather gone--

Well how the bloody hell do I know? The last thing I remember was Voldemort and a flash of green and--

Who is Mary?

Lily. Lily Potter. Who are you?

[chocomachinegun]

What city are you in? Do you know? What year is it?

She claims to be the Virgin Mary. And nothing she does can be trusted.

I'm Mello. I suppose you could say I'm a friend of Remus's.

[likealily]

I think I'm in London. The streets look vaguely familiar. But so much has changed. What...year? I honestly have no idea.

The Virgin Mary? As in...the religious figure? You think she brought me back to life?

Remus? Remus Lupin?

[stfumalfoy]

MUM?! fkalsfjas;AKLZJLgke YOU TOO???

[likealily]

I--you--it can't be--

Harry?!

[stfumalfoy]

Yes! MUM YOU'RE BACKAFJKSALG :DDDD DAD'S HERE TOO DID YOU SEE???

[likealily]

...it's really you!

Harry!

What--how old are you--where are you--what year is this--I--

I can't believe--

James. I know. I saw. ♥

Oh, Harry.

[uncookednoodle]

LILY?!?! LILY?!

LILY?!

[stfumalfoy]

DAD, IT'S MUM!

[likealily]

JAMES? IS THAT--

JAMES!

JAMES POTTER, GET YOUR WIFE OUT OF WHEREVER THE BLOODY HELL SHE IS, RIGHT THIS MINUTE!

[uncookednoodle]

LILY! I...WHERE ARE YOU? Is Moony coming to get you? I think I heard he is. I'LL COME TOO!

...I love you.
Just saying.

[stfupotter]

THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE. MERLIN, WHY ARE THERE PEOPLE SUDDENLY DECIDING TO PRETEND TO BE POTTER'S PARENTS? THEY'RE DEAD.

[slobberymongrel]

Stuff it up your arse Malfoy, you're intruding on a tearful family reunion!

[stfupotter]

Don't really care.

[uncookednoodle]

SHE IS MY WIFE YOU STUPID SHITE! AND HARRY'S MUM!

[slobberymongrel]

EVANS!! LILY!! JAMES' LADYLOVE!!

YOU'RE BACK TOO!!???

*grins madly* James is going to have a freaker. Holy shite. Holy shite. Holy shite.

Wotcher, Evans?? *grins madly*

[likealily]

....Black?!

[slobberymongrel]

*grins* One and the same, beautiful. You're looking lovely as ever. And distinctly NOT DEAD. Me too, right? Madcap.

We'veallmissedyou.

[likealily]

You went and got yourself offed as well? How did that happen? And when? Ugh. I'm so disoriented.

Don't try to sweet talk me, Black. Where the bloody hell is your bestmate?