"The 'Paradise Lost' lecture on Tuesday 14th November (at 10 and 11 ) will be
introductory. If you intend coming, there is a handout on the web page you
can print out. I shall not bring any handouts to the lecture.

Or better still, stay at home in comfort and read 'Paradise Lost' in front
of a roaring fire sipping hot chocolate."

I fucking love

He came to the place
I was staying in Prague
Brought some chemicals
and a small entourage
Asked me if I was irish
 because of my name
I said it's a different spelling
but I am all the same
He called me short
And i said "yeah I am
But while we're on put downs
you look like some kind of vampire
Like a vampire man."

All you need is mauve


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'press release' copied from  my myspace..

I have bad news to break to everybody; everyone's favourite camera phone passed away some time in the early hours of this morning. Was last known to be conversing with a Mr Mc Gee, however, despite the circumstances the death is not being treated as suspicious.
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