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Care.

I am a superhero.

I have superhuman strength, no disease can touch me.

I have been given the power of antibodies.

One day Dr McDevitt was experimenting with the use of antibiotics against adult acne. That same day an old school on St George Street burst into flames, sending the burning particles of long forgotten chemistry sets down Byres Road  ( Read more... )

"Location: Glasgow

You had a head with hair on it and you were walking on the pavement using your feet - you had two of them.

Please get in touch."

Everything has to be turned into an innuendo.

It's like reading a transcript of conversations with creepy uncles.

LOOK.

My new year's Resoltion to be more extra-curricular is happening:


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My poor poor head.

It's been having a bit of a tough time recently.
First of all, the other day I was trying to extract ice from an ice tray when suddenly I was on the floor, holding my forehead in a dramatic fashion, in extreme agony. I was screaming and crying - somehow the tray had snapped in half and i was hit in the face with either plastic or ( Read more... )

I've just spent 15 minutes trawling myspace for songs off ballads of the book instead of going to the other room and just putting on the album.

THAT'S laziness.


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WILT
by Laura Jane Doherty - Thursday, 8 March 2007, 01:48 PM Can the rude tarts in wilt please start using up the chairs in the middle of each row instead of just using the seats at the end?
I arrived late after a tutorial on Tuesday and nobody took the initiative to move along to make way for all the people who ended up scattered along the stair. ( Read more... )

The extra weight that the British people have piled on during the month of december is EQUAL to that of 19,500 elephants. In one month? 19,500 elephants? That's AMAZING, can you believe it? AMAZING.