Big thug #1: ... And I was like, 'No fuckin' way.'
Big thug #2: Yeah, nigga. That shit is like magic.
Big thug #1: I know, nigga. I did it. I went home and I ordered the new Harry Potter from Amazon. That shit came the next day. It was like magic.

Hardcore is getting kinda softcore these days when it comes to the chavs and thugs.

OH MY GOD!

OH MY GOD!

THEY'RE SO CUTE!!

Coraline got FERRETS! THREE of them!


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Daria, about cat in Coraline's lap: I love your cat! Scratch that... I love your pussy!
Coraline: Haha! Yes, my big, black pussy is awesome!
Daria: I love to stroke your pussy. It's so soft.
Cooper: Your pussy vibrates when you touch it! [Cat jumps away and goes to the window.]
Coraline: Sometimes my pussy gets lonely and likes to go stare out the ( Read more... )

Student #1: I finally finished that annotated bibliography.
Student #2: Oh, that's not due until Thursday.
Student #1: Thursday?
Student #2: Yeah, didn't you get the e-mail?
Student #1: E-mail?!
Student #2: Well, it was mentioned in class on Tuesday.
Student #1: Class?!

Student #1: Did you end up taking her to the Tower of London or Camden market or something?
Student #2: Naw, mate, I told you -- she set all my clothes on fire!
Student #1: See, I think that's kinky.

Dude #1: They have been underestimating my power ( Read more... )

Guy #1: Isn't that kind of stupid that you didn't wear a condom, as far as STDs go, though ( Read more... )

Brunette: I usually sit in front of him, but he got to class late the day we had the midterm and the only seat left was in front of me... And then I didn't know how to do any of the problems, so I just stared at him and daydreamed about playing with his balls and batting my eyelashes while giving him a blowjob.

Blonde: I strongly advise against ( Read more... )

I bought a new bra and it is neon orange, green and yellow. It's the best piece of underwear EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.

And tonight I shall put it on and go hunting. RWAR!

There are boys streaking outside of my window. This is what uni is for!