SO LONG AND THANX FOR ALL THE FISH!

Which means: Tomorrow I'm catching the train up to Manchester for the job with my uncle and all you suckers have to stay here and study! HA HA HA GUYS!

I'll come back to visit cause I know you'll all miss me too much *kisses*

dood, someone totally burned my high school down last night!

( I'm drunk and it's the afternoon and I've found lots of photos from ages ago to post! )

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Today on the tube...

Me: Goddamn, there are a lot of people on this train.
Middle-aged Mexican woman: How dare you? How dare you! I am a Christian and I will not put up with this. Not on my train. You are disrespecting our Lord and every Christian on this train! God sent his beloved son Jesus down to the earth to save our souls, and I will not ( Read more... )

I'm am delightfully tipsy! And I'm ignoring the applications next to my computer for summer jobs. Monies ( Read more... )

Redhead, to girl with earplugs: Ew! He put those in his ears and now they're in yours?!
Girl with earplugs: ...He put his penis in my vagina...

Guy #1: Man it's freakin' freezing out! Isn't there supposed to be global warming or something!?
Guy #2: Well, obviously we're not trying hard enough.

PARENTAL ADVISORY AUSTIN! CONTAINS
EXPLICIT LYRICS
From Go-Quiz.com

It's all true!

How to make a Austin
Ingredients:

1 part mercy

5 parts crazyiness

5 parts leadership
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add lustfulness to taste! Do not overindulge!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Everyone overindulges with me!

It's been FOREVER since I posted something in here that wasn't a quote. And I totally wouldn't be now because I'm boring and have nothing of my own to say, BUT I also have an essay to do so of course I'm going to update to livejournal instead ( Read more... )