Comments | likepaleglass: 002 - In which Howl has a dire emergency.

likepaleglass

002 - In which Howl has a dire emergency.

Dec 03, 2009 19:49

A state of most dire emergency:

I am in need of a hairdresser. Immediately.

Barring that, the nearest Avon lady and a drugstore.

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kaitopants December 4 2009, 02:10:07 UTC

Do you really want to get a haircute in this place?

likepaleglass December 4 2009, 03:26:05 UTC

Of course not. But do I have a choice?

kaitopants December 4 2009, 03:30:16 UTC

Get a non-drone to do it?

likepaleglass December 4 2009, 03:34:12 UTC

That was the idea, putting out the bulletin. This place does have hairdressers, doesn't it?

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unless_itsafarm December 4 2009, 02:12:20 UTC

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Excuse me, ma'am but there appears to be something wrong with your throat. You sound a bit, er... manly.

likepaleglass December 4 2009, 03:29:02 UTC

Not to worry -- because I am, indeed, a man.

unless_itsafarm December 4 2009, 04:23:10 UTC

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WHAT IN GOD'S NAME? THEY LET QUEERS INTO THIS TOWN?

likepaleglass December 4 2009, 04:33:28 UTC

Spoken like a true man that probably doesn't shower much.

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kol_shevik December 4 2009, 03:35:40 UTC

Ah--

Russia thought comrade would be under tombstone. No one will see hair there.

likepaleglass December 4 2009, 03:51:02 UTC

Unfortunately, since I must live, I can't make proper use of the tombstone yet. And since I must live, I must go out, and that leads to needing a hairdresser.

It's highly problematic.

[1/2] kol_shevik December 4 2009, 04:11:20 UTC

kol_shevik December 4 2009, 04:12:07 UTC

Should wear hat!

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hurtjustalittle December 4 2009, 03:57:08 UTC

If you don't stop polluting the phonelines with your petty complaints, I'll cut it all off in your sleep.

likepaleglass December 4 2009, 04:35:30 UTC

I believe I made a request, not a complaint.

hurtjustalittle December 4 2009, 04:43:07 UTC

In a very whiny matter. Now stop acting like a lack of hairdressers is the end of the world and shut your mouth.

likepaleglass December 4 2009, 05:05:34 UTC

Tsk. I don't believe I said that, either.

Not to mention that hairdressers do seem to exist in this place.

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puffinparadise December 4 2009, 04:28:20 UTC

[Your 'son' that's secretly a country is standing on the other side of the room...staring at you, now in disbelief.]

Your hair isn't that bad.

likepaleglass December 4 2009, 04:37:07 UTC

[asdfsdfajij, Iceland! Don't sneak up on him like that. Howl goes rigid and dives behind the nearest furniture.]

[There's a long silence.]

Come to think of it, we could probably do something with your hair too.

puffinparadise December 4 2009, 04:47:22 UTC

[Iceland will sneak up on Howl like that because Icy is totally being a puffin-cuddling licorice-loving wants-to-follow-big-brother-Norway-everywhere ninja.]

...

What?

likepaleglass December 4 2009, 05:07:22 UTC

[S-so cruel! Howl stares up at him, startled -- but seems to have temporarily forgotten his own looks in the wake of Iceland's.]

[Musing.] Yes, I think we could do something . . .

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