I suspect I've developed a wife when I wasn't looking. Interesting how that works.

[Filtered to Flora]

I have the thing that you wanted. I hope you'll forgive the wait -- unavoidable circumstances.

[Meanwhile, no word to England. He's not apologizing for your thumbs. >/]

A state of most dire emergency:

I am in need of a hairdresser. Immediately.

Barring that, the nearest Avon lady and a drugstore.

I may die ( Read more... )