Comments | likepaleglass: 002 - In which Howl has a dire emergency.

likepaleglass

Dec 03, 2009 19:49

A state of most dire emergency:

I am in need of a hairdresser. Immediately.

Barring that, the nearest Avon lady and a drugstore.

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couldbeeeepthem December 4 2009, 01:13:41 UTC

[An extremely long pause. Are you serious, sir.]

Words like 'die emergency' should not be used so recklessly.

likepaleglass December 4 2009, 01:31:54 UTC

[Hair is srs business which must be taken srsly.]

It's definitely dire and an emergency, so I thought it was fitting.

couldbeeeepthem December 4 2009, 01:33:09 UTC

...

So those few batches upon your first call were also serious. This is a pity.

likepaleglass December 4 2009, 03:09:15 UTC

Batches?

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legberjack December 4 2009, 01:21:12 UTC

Oi, faggot! You even realize what shitty decade they have us in?! You better like pomade!

...Forget that, what the fuck is an avon?

likepaleglass December 4 2009, 01:30:20 UTC

When you find a larger vocabulary, please feel free to reply.

legberjack December 4 2009, 01:42:59 UTC

Pft, ain't you proper. What's it like breaking down over fashion like a woman?

likepaleglass December 4 2009, 03:11:43 UTC

If you don't know what Avon is, that seems like a problem to me.

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is_an_island December 4 2009, 01:31:23 UTC

I'm sorry to hear that. Are you choking on your hair?

likepaleglass December 4 2009, 03:17:01 UTC

Metaphorically, you'll be glad to know.

But an emergency nonetheless!

is_an_island December 4 2009, 11:15:27 UTC

Oh, yes, I'm very glad.

I hope you find a hairdresser soon, then. Would be terrible to hear how you suffered without.

likepaleglass December 6 2009, 01:04:59 UTC

It would. I'll be sure to let you know when I find a good one so that you don't have to suffer either, since you've been so kind.

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eldest_hatter December 4 2009, 01:56:18 UTC

The current state of your hair is not generally considered a dire emergency Howl.

likepaleglass December 4 2009, 03:12:06 UTC

You haven't seen it.

eldest_hatter December 4 2009, 03:22:24 UTC

I've seen it before and it was perfectly fine. You're over-reacting. I can only hope you don't have any green slime here with you.

likepaleglass December 4 2009, 03:29:38 UTC

You haven't seen it since I came, and I promise you, I can't be seen in public with it.

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bornwithskison December 4 2009, 02:04:04 UTC

When was hair an emergency? I can understand if it was on fire or had a goat eating it, but that's it.

likepaleglass December 4 2009, 03:25:32 UTC

Hair is an emergency when it looks like mine does now. Which could be compared to looking like a goat has been nibbling on it.