[He was quite interested in seeing what the Hogfather left for him. He finds this
note and opens it. And then goes upstairs to a new world.
And he had been human, with proper human emotions. And then his entire family was killed and he suddenly felt the immense loss of death properly. Grief, and sadness and this time there was nothing to stop any of
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You should come over.
[Because, CATS. EVERYWHERE.]
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...Okay, maybe he has some idea.
Be thankful you're no longer human, Death. Slugger wouldn't really want to have to hit you over the head.]
So you're glad you could escape.
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YES.
I AM.
UNDERSTANDING HUMANS IS ONE THING. I THINK I'LL STAY AWAY FROM TRYING TO HAVE THEIR EMOTIONS.
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[A small, shadowy smile appears on his face.]
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Alright, they are pretty tough here in this inescapable pit, he can't deny.
Anyway, now probably isn't a good time to tell you what it is he does to people in predicaments like yours, so instead he'll hobble his way into the living room. He has something for you, a package. Never mind that it's badly wrapped.
Slugger doesn't know how this is supposed to work, so he'll just hand it over quietly. It's a kitty blankie inside, likely stolen from some baby carriage. STFU, YOU LOVE IT. It's very soft.]
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.....THANK YOU.
[So happy, he loves it already. He totally means that.]
HAPPY HOGSWATCH.
[And here's a present for you he brought over. It's also poorly wrapped but inside is a small box of chocolates and a gingerbread man with a baseball bat.]
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...Is that a bat?
[Clearly, this cookie is amazing.]
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YES.
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Am I supposed to eat it?
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Nom-nom...savor. Delicious gingerbat. He carefully takes a seat at the end of the sofa, one hand under the cookie to catch any crumbs that might fall.]
Thanks.
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See? It was a good idea to come over.]
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Kitties.]
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