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Death Ten: DISCWORLD: A HISTORY

Jan 12, 2011 15:42

[A. TEACHING:

High school students. By now you've realized there is something odd about your History teacher. The fact that he's teaching the history of another world may be one sign. The fact that he's a 7ft tall skeleton might be a better one. Still he's been here for a while now so all but the newer students would be astonished by this fact and ( Read more... )

teaching also runs in the family?, the history of what though, realer then all this, myths are important, some discworld history

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a pants_yourmove January 12 2011, 20:00:56 UTC

[[Aaron thought this teacher was strange, and usually was curious about what was taught in class.

Today though he was going on very little sleep.

So Aaron lays his head down on his arms and drifts off to sleep.]]

likescats January 12 2011, 20:09:59 UTC

AND THAT IS WHY WALKING INTO THE MENDED DRUM AND CALLING YOURSELF SO AND SO THE INVULNERABLE IS CONSIDERED AN ACT OF SUICIDE. I WOULD LIKE A LIST OF OTHER METHODS OF SUICIDE THAT CAN BE EASILY AVOIDED IN ANKH-MORPORK OR IN A SIMILAR CITY.

[As the class get's to work. He will walk over to look at the sleeping student. Have a rather bony poke on the shoulder.]

IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND AS TO WAKE UP. I'M AFRAID CLASS IS STILL IN SESSION.

pants_yourmove January 12 2011, 20:16:09 UTC

[[He wakes up from being nudged. Of course seeing a skull peering down at you is not the best way to wake up.

So he gives a start, shouts and falls out of his seat.]]

"AAAH!

I mean... uh... sorry."

likescats January 12 2011, 20:40:09 UTC

THAT'S QUITE ALRIGHT.

[Totally used to that reaction. Offers him a hand up.]

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B stephen_owling January 12 2011, 20:46:37 UTC

[staring? You better believe he's staring.]

likescats January 12 2011, 20:52:45 UTC

[Walks through a mailbox and then turns to see the stare. Have a voice just appearing in your head.]

CAN I HELP YOU?

stephen_owling January 12 2011, 21:27:13 UTC

...

I'm sorry, I was a bit caught off guard. It's not every day you see someone walk through solid objects.

likescats January 12 2011, 21:30:24 UTC

WALK THROU?-

[Glances back to see the mailbox.]

OH YES. I DIDN'T NOTICE IT.

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A notsaul January 12 2011, 22:40:47 UTC

Yeah, I've got a question.

likescats January 12 2011, 22:44:13 UTC

AND WHAT WOULD THAT BE?

notsaul January 12 2011, 22:45:30 UTC

What's a Morpork?

likescats January 12 2011, 22:53:35 UTC

IT IS AN OWL.

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likescats January 12 2011, 23:19:43 UTC

THE UNSEEN UNIVERSITY. IT IS WHERE MANY WIZARDS GO TO SCHOOL.

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likescats January 12 2011, 23:31:49 UTC

A NAME.

THE MOTTO IS ALSO "NUNC ID VIDES, NUNC DE VIDES."

NOW YOU SEE IT. NOW YOU DON'T.

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A pygmalion_perv January 12 2011, 23:57:49 UTC

[Just sitting at his desk shivering, trying to keep his head down and look busy. He totally can't handle scary stuff like this. Who lets a walking skeleton teach kids, anyway?]

likescats January 12 2011, 23:59:30 UTC

[...that's not very nice.]

DO YOU NEED ANY HELP?

pygmalion_perv January 13 2011, 00:01:08 UTC

[He can't help it! Even Pamela terrifies him, and she's the most harmlessly moemoe ghost he's ever met. At the sound of that voice arriving in his head again, he reflexively jumps a bit in his seat, answering way too loudly in his shock.]

"Ahhhh!

Uh! I mean! N-no... I'm okay!"

likescats January 13 2011, 00:03:26 UTC

[He's pretty used to that response.]

VERY WELL.

NOW, CAN YOU GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE OF ONE OF THE GUILDS IN ANKH-MORPORK?

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